All About a Women..! By a Man..!

Women.. by nature...!

..If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying; If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp; If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring; If you don't , she accuses you of double-crossing .

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy; If you don't , you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad; If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her; If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait; If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another woman, you're not putting in "quality time"; If she is visited by another man, "Oh it's natural, we are girls..!"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting; If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen; If you listen, she wants you to talk.

So simple, yet so complex!

So weak, yet so powerful!

So confusing, yet so desirable!

So damning, yet so wonderful!